crack your rips.

‎​a man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. the nigerian police saw him and wanted to make some money of him so they challenged him. "where u dey carry dat thing go?! trust an igbo man.... "i no like the place where dem bury me so i dey try relocate"............. omo police no wait o!!

Yes we can!!!

Hi folks, i want to wellcome you all to this blog, where everybody's opiniun is taken seriously, that is why i want to use this medium to tell you special people about my intention to run as a member of Bauchi State House of Assembly Representing Lere/Bula. The blog is named if you believe, yes we can, becouse like President Barak Obama i believe together (all of us) we can achieve our goals, and i want to believe that you too will agree with me.  "sorgha nangbong yi tut lheb bha"